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Should read some haiku:
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Advice Haiku

Advice Haiku

Don't bring girls you've pulled

Round your ex's to buy weed -

It's insensitive.

Don't invite weeping

Luckless gamblers for a drink

They'll pee in your chair.

Don't eat five nutmegs

Even if your dealer says

It's a good idea.

Go pee before sex

Especially if it's your first -

You will remember.

A Game

One gets a large knife -

The other throws fruit at one

And hopes they won't die.