Tiny Stories

I am writing to inform you, cur, of your utter lack of gall; your deficiency of stoic grit, and your flaccid, whiny pall. Your tendency...

Oh, if I were elected, the environment would be respected with a focus on flood defences; we'd fill sandbags digging trenches in...

Friendship groups are in constant threat of destruction by utterly terrible motherfuckers. These specimens are invariably interesting a...

The failure of pop philosophy to engage with problems facing some real people. ZEN Embraced, as one, a meek self-loathing. Still neve...

The Hallucinations of J.K. Rowling A play in one scene written by John Morrice CAST J.K., alcoholic schi...

I wrote this song blind drunk, while my now-ex-girlfriend was fucking a better guitarist.   When you're strangled with guilt, do...

Pisstake of romantic era, about BDSM.   If reading aloud, crudely force the fourth line to rhyme with the second.  The idea is that the poem...