Tiny Stories

Keyboard warrior, On the plains of the Internet. Stride forth, brave soul. Keyboard warrior, With a pain that you can...

I've tried nitroglycerin And pesticide Tried listening to The monkey you hide. I've tried red water: Painting sacred ...

Don't rip on his fringe It's his tradition. Dyed with a tinge Of perdition. You have a beard He has a fringe You...

Boy. Do you know Why I'm not going to stay? It's not ze lack of love It is ze lack of today. Do you think I am du...

Those who think ‪#‎tags‬ are shallow Should read some haiku: Fragmented image in words.

Mortar and pestle My Friday night ritual I've been crushing on you for years Dressed up in your latex suit The red light gl...

I'm gonna kill it dead Kill it dead Kill it dead Bound by an unseen thread Kill it dead Kill it dead I'm gonna ki...