Tiny Stories

Saturday, 25 February 2012

Happy Birthday, Bondage Bitch

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Pisstake of romantic era, about BDSM.   If reading aloud, crudely force the fourth line to rhyme with the second.  The idea is that the poem...
Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Wetware

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I wrote this for a friend a long while ago! [CHORUS:] I'm gonna short circuit, my wires crossed, I've been disconnected, my me...

Flattery

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This is a song I wrote a while ago.  Should be recording it soon with my band.  Hooray!  It's malicious because it is written about seve...

The Ballad of D. Crombie

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This is a tribute to a friend of mine who writes songs and does everything real quick. If you go out into the scene you'll meet a ma...

Erections

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I think some erections Must have been designed by Isambard Kingdom Brunel. Their steely permanences stand (In spite of heavy use and wea...
Thursday, 9 February 2012

Two stories contrasting banality with emotive in-universe fiction

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Reflective Tabard The red lipstick ran out before I could finish writing. I had to get the cleaner from the kitchen. I got distract...
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