Advice Haiku
Don't bring girls you've pulled
Round your ex's to buy weed -
It's insensitive.
Don't invite weeping
Luckless gamblers for a drink
They'll pee in your chair.
Don't eat five nutmegs
Even if your dealer says
It's a good idea.
Go pee before sex
Especially if it's your first -
You will remember.
A Game
One gets a large knife -
The other throws fruit at one
And hopes they won't die.
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