Tuesday, 17 February 2015

Keyboard Warrior


Keyboard warrior,
On the plains of the Internet.
Stride forth, brave soul.
Keyboard warrior,
With a pain that you can't forget.
Your words shine like gold.

Take my handle
Guide me by the light of your candle
Through the darkest thread
I follow The Warrior's tread.

Keyboard Warrior!
Figure with a thousand names.
Keyboard Warrior!
Walking through the flames.
Keyboard Warrior!
Is born and dies every day.
Keyboard Warrior!
Your belief will fly you far away!

Keyboard warrior
Protects the innocent:
You are my shield.
Keyboard warror,
Your ultimatum has been sent,
and the foe gallops through the field.

Don your mail
Give them hell!
And with every post
You strike at the heart of the host.

Keyboard Warrior!
Figure with a thousand names.
Keyboard Warrior!
Walking through the flames.
Keyboard Warrior!
Is born and dies every day.
Keyboard Warrior!
Your belief will fly you far away!

And if my soul
Should fall beside you
Will you find someone to blame?
But if my soul
Should fall within you
Will you spread word of my shame?
Of my sordid name?
Well, take aim:
The foe comes to maim!

Keyboard Warrior!
Figure with a thousand names.
Keyboard Warrior!
Walking through the flames.
Keyboard Warrior!
Is born and dies every day.
Keyboard Warrior!
Your belief will fly you far away!

Retroviral Country


I've tried nitroglycerin
And pesticide
Tried listening to
The monkey you hide.
I've tried red water:
Painting sacred marks.
Nothing stops your face
Appearing in the dark.

The hokey writer's babylon:
The phantom train;
The whisper in your terminal;
The barcode on your brain;
Are all as temporary as
The teeth of a shark.
Nothing stops your face
Appearing in the dark.

Through retroviral
Exchange of DNA
You left something
The day your needle
Broke away.

You can break me down
Into my constituent parts:
Disconnect the valves
From the pistons in my heart.
Vaporise till molecules
Phase into quarks.
Nothing stops your face
Appearing in the dark.

And all the queen's destroyers
And all the queen's tanks
And all the queen's soldiers
Arrayed in murder ranks
And every single policeman
Every smirking nark
Couldn't stop your face
Appearing in the dark.

Through retroviral
Exchange of DNA
You left something
The day your needle
Broke away.

Ampalang


Don't rip on his fringe
It's his tradition.
Dyed with a tinge
Of perdition.

You have a beard
He has a fringe
You're walking hand in hand, yeah.
You have a shrink
He has ink
You like each other's bands, yeah.

Don't rip on his taste
It's indie.
We're pure and chaste
Barbie and Cindy.

You have a beard
He has a fringe
You're walking hand in hand, yeah.
You have a shrink
He has ink
You like each other's bands, yeah.

And you can tell the world to go hang
When they comment that you must be gay
You can both get amapalangs
And jingle like Santa's sleigh!

You have a beard
He has a fringe
You're walking hand in hand, yeah.
You have a shrink
He has ink
You like each other's bands, yeah

Meaningless Sex



Boy.
Do you know
Why I'm not going to stay?
It's not ze lack of love
It is ze lack of today.

Do you think I am dumb?
I have two PhDs!
When I open my legs
It is like ze tree opening its leaves.

Ze lack of today?
You will see
When I go.
Ze lack of today
Is a - uhhhh
important thing to know.

Boy.
Please stop looking at me.
You are like one of these homeless.
Or some stupid monk
With a cross on his neck.

Ze lack of today?
No more than ze bison chewing grass
Or ze comets flying past
It means nothing.

I am afraid it is too early for
Zis kind of argument.
Goodbye.

Monday, 22 September 2014

Tags

Those who think ‪#‎tags‬ are shallow
Should read some haiku:
Fragmented image in words.

Friday, 23 May 2014

Mortar and Pestle

Mortar and pestle
My Friday night ritual
I've been crushing on you for years

Dressed up in your latex suit
The red light gleaming off your boots
I'll see you again in Xanadu

The dead will rise
You'll see your mother's eyes
For the first time
Your lover knocks
Takes off your prison smock
Cleared of your crimes

Time is always relative
The extract filters through the sieve
I still feel your lips upon my face

Bitter as a poison leaf
More certain than true, just, belief
Darling, I'm floating your way

The dead will rise
You'll see your mother's eyes
For the first time
Your lover knocks
Takes off your prison smock
Cleared of your crimes

When I heard you singing late
Rope held in your hands
My summer sense migrated
To far crepuscular lands
Now I can hear that tune
Sounding in my dome
The more I taste of the red moon
The less I am alone

The dead will rise
You'll see your mother's eyes
For the first time
Your lover knocks
Takes off your prison smock
Cleared of your crimes
The dead will rise
You'll see your mother's eyes
For the first time
Your lover knocks
They've picked your mind's last lock
And you are sublime

Friday, 14 March 2014

Flow My Liquid God

I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Bound by an unseen thread
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Beneath the rains I'm fed
I'm fed, I'm fed
FLOW by churches
FLOW by worship
FLOW by conscience
FLOW
MY LIQUID GOD FLOW

I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Leave it a book unread
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Beneath the rains I'm fed
I'm fed, I'm fed
FLOW by churches
FLOW by worship
FLOW by conscience
FLOW
MY LIQUID GOD FLOW

I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Light flees my bandaged head
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
I'm gonna kill it dead
Kill it dead
Kill it dead
Beneath the rains I'm fed
I'm fed, I'm fed
FLOW by churches
FLOW by worship
FLOW by conscience
FLOW
MY LIQUID GOD FLOW

Tuesday, 11 March 2014

Roll Forth You Stormy Tide


Roll Forth You Stormy Tide

Roll forth you stormy tide
And wash my mind
Clean the pollution
From my stinking life

How many pink pills
Must it take?
Before my rapid
Torrent reaches a lake

How many days off
Need I lose?
I'm working solely
For my rent and booze

The foamy waters rise
Above my sinking eyes
Soon I'll be diamond
Or vodka
Clear as oxygen
A stream rolls down the glen
Carrying my love
Whatever

Roll forth you stormy tide
And wash my mind
Clean the pollution
From my stinking life

How many friends will leave
Before it's done?
They all pack up and
Walk into the sun

How long will I reflect
On misery?
Till I accept the
Blessings of the sea

The foamy waters rise
Above my sinking eyes
Soon I'll be diamond
Or vodka
Clear as oxygen
A stream rolls down the glen
Carrying my love
Whatever

Roll forth you stormy tide
And wash my mind
Clean the pollution
From my stinking life

Tuesday, 4 March 2014

Four Bloody Hands

Four Bloody Hands

Let's become romantic
You can pet my nervous ticks
Let's salt each other's sores
Four bloody hands coated with gore

Let's become
Let's become
Let's become
Let's become

Let's become a coupling
Please think of me as a thing
Let's spike each other's drinks
Four bloody hands washed in one sink

Let's become
Let's become
Let's become
Let's become

How can you be so cynical
Don't you remember your past?
When the slightest touch of hers
Gave you a dopamine blast

How can you be so cynical
Don't you remember your life?
Before you shacked up with the bottle
Before you took on the knife

How can you be so cynical?
Well fuck you, that's how.
I did not choose chastity
I did not make a vow



Tuesday, 25 February 2014

21st Century Forest Titan

21st Century Forest Titan

Buried alive under the old forest
My limbs are tendrils curled round roots and stone
While above the pagans make their naked fest
I am the spirit of being alone.

Let fly horns bought at romantic supplies
The Celtic people dance round their fire
Nipples like gargoyles for the night flies
Will shun the existential void's mire

I hear the pumping of their feet as round
They leap and caper like faeries or dogs
I feel the fucking in my deepest sounds
And hear the oaths made in secluded bogs

I can taste the ecstasy in your piss
Rolling down my furrows into my streams
I am too old for these beings yet miss
The surreal passion that flows like dreams

There is a prophecy I will awake
But I do not believe in human rites
I will stay buried under these old woods
And under foot of these ecstatic nights.

Tuesday, 18 February 2014

Bloody Drips

Bloody Drips

There's something warm as bloody drips
When we are touching fingertips
And running through Dunedin ways
With burning neon for the day,
Where all about is whirling light
I think I've drunk enough tonight
To be my own self undilute
And tell you that you're more than cute
But that's just bloody drips and booze
'Cus being horny's never news
For all the chemicals we buzz
We're little more than monkey fuzz
And though this night is going well
I know I'll wake up in a smell
That makes me want to grimly boke
And so I'm glad we've never poked
For life is nauseous twisting mass
And we're reflections in a glass
Of moulding faces leaking spores
And that's why I won't taste your ichor.

Wednesday, 12 February 2014

Sinkhole

Sinkhole

Memory's as dark as pitch
With a sinkhole for a head
Well I try to fill it up
The bottles crowd my bed

People come and go as dreams
Or nightmares to be drowned
And drinking alone through the day
Is the only peace I've found

In my dreams you're still wriggling
But my human being has died
And in the place of myself
This toxic dump abides

People come and go as dreams
Or nightmares to be drowned
And drinking alone through the day
Is the only peace I've found

Let me sleep an alchie's sleep
Bring me the pill-head's crown
Let me fall into the world
For evermore down

Saturday, 1 February 2014

As Shadows The Sun Bred

As Shadows The Sun Bred

Prepared for
My night's work
Killing like
Hare and Burke
Smothered till
Blackness comes
Deep abyss
I'm your son
In my dream
Altar's laid
Virgin's called
To the blade
Sacrosanct
Murder scene
Rubbed down with
Vaseline

Fools fools fools you bloody fools are gonna die
Fools fools fools drooling fools

A lesson
In justice
A talent
You'll witness
As shadows
The sun bred
We'll be cast
By hatred

Worship my
Collection
Waiting for
Perdition
Missing folk
Some surprise
In a blink
Of my eye
Once you pass
Through death's jaw
Stripped to bones
By my saw
Early morn
Surgery
We'll be cured
You and me

Fools fools fools you bloody fools are gonna die
Fools fools fools drooling fools

A lesson
In justice
A talent
You'll witness
As shadows
The sun bred
We'll be cast
By hatred
Like echoes
A voice rings
You'll vibrate
On my strings
As day breaks
So will you
Stood in light
I'll be new

Fools fools fools you bloody fools are gonna die
Fools fools fools drooling fools

Friday, 24 January 2014

Thousand Year Syntax Tree

Thousand Year Syntax Tree

Subconscious automatic membrane pulse
Aphasic mumbled belief in choice
A thousand year syntax tree
Dropping nodes sporadically
Recursive scan through the grammar
Beating iron with a hammer
Till it comes, total control
And the beast has crept out from its hole
Its muzzle digging for the fruit
The one obsession claims the brute
With reddened eyes and shredded paws
The blood drips slowly from its claws
Taking control through sacrifice
To jolt the wheel and load the dice
Erase compassion, halt your sighs
And fix the dealer with your eyes

Monday, 13 January 2014

Waster

Waster

Waste shoots down municipal tunnels
Gargles through holes
Is stirred with chemicals till sterile
Then pumped into the waters

I dwell on the thought that my molecules
Will return pristine to the biosphere
The recycling gives me comfort

I will become waste too

Friday, 10 January 2014

Opioid Receptor

Opioid Receptor

I feel those endorphins exploding now
Roaring up my spine
The blackened sea dividing right before my bow
Now the ocean's mine
My skin is falling off like a banana peel
In this caustic tank
The rush that follows suffering on its heel
Spins my cogs and cranks

We all try to touch them in so many ways
Some of us take drugs
Your brain produces chemicals every day
We're living as bugs
You can stop the paranoia hammering in
As you grab the knife
Write yourself a love poem in your skin
Seduce yourself with life

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

Your Love Has Been Cut

Your Love Has Been Cut

Your love has been cut with inactive dust
And when I take a line this thickening rust
On my heart doesn't crack so thin is the dope
Yet my need for it is wrapped around me like rope
In rings and in knots I wait for the waves
Of dopamine shots for I am a slave
To euphoria, the prime mortal bliss
That I do not feel in the void of your kiss

Monday, 23 December 2013

Less Skeleton Than Soul

Less Skeleton Than Soul

Living so slowly
It's hard to accept peace in your life
Like a pool collecting
Where once was a torrent of strife

You'll fit through the keyhole
Now you're less skeleton than soul
And what you see in that chamber
Looks so dead and old

Dying is easy
All you need is the money for beer
Your disappearance
Will let your conscience walk away clear

You'll fit through the keyhole
Now you're less skeleton than soul
And what you see in that chamber
Looks so dead and old

But I'm still drinking
I'm still drinking
I'm still drinking
I'm still drinking



Wednesday, 18 December 2013

Ending Age

Ending Age

The chances that I had are gone
The sheep are sheared
The hair's bleached blonde
And what have I left to do
But mould a moody shade of blue
A culture teaming with the spawn
The planning application's drawn
And what have I left to wish
That we shoal peacefully as fish
The boat has docked
The hold unloads
If I could write a pretty ode
I would join this ending age
And close the old book's final page

Thursday, 12 December 2013

We Ordered Weed From Canada

We Ordered Weed From Canada

Before the cryptohackers came
And made the deal secure
When we were only teenagers
We were really poor

We were poor but only needed
One thing to get by
When the days were glistening
We wanted to get high

It's easy to get sick of local
Dealers selling hashish
Even when you get you still want
To escape their leash

It took some time to save the cash
I was still at college
So many weeks of smokeless nights
Were blurred edge to edge

Finally we had the cash
To place upon the net
It felt like we had struck a chord
In our glorious duet

We ordered weed from Canada
Some cheese and skunk and haze
And presently by mail it came
In those glistening days